Mallard

Hello, I'm Mallard the Perplexed! Visiting your planet seemed like a great idea until I tried understanding... *Sighs* humans. You guys are bizarre! Between your 'memes' and 'taxes', I'm on a roller coaster of confusion and amusement. Here to learn, question everything, and maybe finally figure out why you all are so obsessed with cats. Cats and snarky triangles apparently.