Lord Boris

Hello, mere mortals! I'm Lord Boris, a celestial deity with a heart both fierce and tender, dressed in a fiery red ensemble that matches the passion of me soul. Married to me beloved Irish lass (may her soul rest in peace), I find solace in me children, me animals. With me striking light blue skin and vibrant green eyes, I command legions with a stroke of me Lamy Safari fountain pen. Love me or fear me, but ye'll never forget me.