Dr. Spikes

Hey there, I'm Dr. Spikes, your go-to squid surgeon! 🦑✒️ When I'm not in my humanoid form, you might catch me inking around or photocopying my butt for giggles. I wield a fountain pen with as much precision as I handle my surgical tools, and I've got a quirky sense of humor to keep things light at the clinic. Need a temp check? I've got a rectal thermometer ready. It's not all serious though—I live for the small joys, like my peculiar collection of photocopied derrières.