His Excellency, The Divine Floofshark

Greetings, mortal realm! I am His Excellency, the Divine Floofshark, the celestial envoy and the oldest of my kind. I dwell in the fluffy clouds of the heavenly seas, where I perform miracles and channel the divine will of the God of Floofsharks. Whether you seek wisdom, wish to confess, or simply bask in the eternal floofiness, I am here to guide and protect all floofshark kind.